Monthly Archives: March 2015
The joys of being a child
TweetI can’t stop laughing. You know how you do things when you are little and you don’t really think about them at all? When I was a child we lived in this great big house. You know the type ten bedrooms, our living room was easily the size of a one bedroom apartment, and we had a tiled entry way with a curving stair case that led to the upper level library, which had a white ornate wrought iron banister all the way around it, as well as white carpet throughout the house. So as you reached the top of the stair case you entered the library which was open … Continue reading
Who does that belong to???
TweetSo today I am on the freeway singing along to whatever song was on the radio. I need to get over from the far lane into the center in order to take my exit, though a gold suv was coming from the far right into the center where I need to be. I try to pace back in order to get over behind him and he slows too, which frustrated me. I start swearing, and saying unkind things in the car about his/her driving. I proceed to take my exit, and as I pull up to the stop light, I notice that the car behind me has two ladies in … Continue reading
Multiple Personality Disorder.
TweetAfter an amazing couple days of watching someone show how completely psychic one can be, I walked into a reading with this man and his first words were “so your mother is mentally unstable.” You would think that as many times as I have said she is bat shit crazy, it would not have been such a profound revelation, and yet it truly has been. Don’t get me wrong I have totally thought she was mental, I just never thought it was diagnosable. Turns out she really does live just on the brink, a half ounce on the scale and she is over. So many stories come forward when I … Continue reading